August 2012
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Apologies
Sorry I’ve been lagging on posts lately. I’ve had a lot going on between launching my website and prepping for the DNC. I’ll get back into the swing of things soon enough.
Delayed Post
I’ll post tomorrow. That is all.
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Project Runway is Pissing Me the Hell Off
Yeah, I know, I didn’t post anything last week. Get over it, mass of followers. None of you exist.
I’m going to say what we’re all thinking: Project Runway contestants are stupid. Why the fuck do they get upset when other contestants, for one reason or another, voluntarily leave? YOU ARE ON A COMPETITION SHOW. Do you think Katniss would have been upset if Cato killed himself?...
July 2012
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Live Twizz-eet!!!
This is a very special edition of Haumo Couture. Instead of a Project Runway recap (although George Weasley DID call Fred his “evil twin,” which I thought was hysterical) or a critique on a designer or fashionista, I’ll be live tweeting the Olympic Opening Ceremonies tonight. Follow me @santimh for the best snark on the internet tonight. During the Parade of Nations, each...
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I Can't With These Basic Bitches
I’m going to say what we’re all thinking: the 10th season premiere of PR was absolutely trag (as in “tragic”…pronounced “tradge”). Let’s run through the PR contestant archetypes. There are 2 identical twinky boys that hate each other (Henceforth referred to as the Weasley twins), 3 people that can’t speak English, a real life Anime character...
Fridays
Tonight is the premiere of Season 10 of Project Runway. As such, I decided to change the day I post to Fridays, that way, I can devote part of the post to commenting on the previous night’s episode. Check back tomorrow for a post about Heidi Klum and the Olympic uniforms.
It's Coming...
…I SWEAR the Del Marquis interview is coming soon. My internet has been down for a day and a half, but I got an e-mail from Del, and the interview will be up. Soon. Unfortunately, he can’t meet in person, so it’ll be a Q&A via e-mail. Stay tuned….
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Delay
This week’s post will be delayed. I know, I know! All two of you are severely disappointed, but since this is merely a hobby for me, I frankly don’t care.
HOWEVER, I have great news. After a few tweets back and forth, Del Marquis agreed to an interview with me. We’re currently working out when the interview will take place, but since they’re about to start the UK leg of...
June 2012
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Del Marquis
Yes, this post is about the lead guitarist for the Scissor Sisters. I referenced him in my first post about Qasimi. I’ve been enthralled with his style for a while now. I thought this would be a good time to talk about him, since I’m going to see the Scissor Sisters this Monday in DC. I’m really excited, and it gave me an excuse to Google him for the past half hour.
To you all,...
Sorry, Fashionistas!
No post this week. Out of town. Please enjoy this photo of Ryan Gosling. BYEEE!!!
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Redeem
Before I dive into a rant and rave about the DC boutique Redeem, I promised a Pride post.
I was largely underwhelmed by Capital Pride this year. I had a front-row spot at LA Pride last year, and I was kind of stuck in the back of the crowd this time around, so between my view and the fact that it wasn’t as big of a Pride event, it wasn’t that great. Also, as usual, most of the...
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Update
Originally, I planned on updating this blog daily. Then, I realized I have a life (finding a paying job) and figured every other day would be more realistic. But then I realized I would quickly run out of things to talk about, so I’m going to make this blog a weekly thing, with random weeks when I’ll post something not on a Wednesday, because inspiration struck. This Sunday/Monday will...
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Zara
I like draping. You see it most commonly in, you guessed it, women’s fashion. Whenever I see an article of men’s clothing that is particularly loose, sheer, and/or draped, I usually get it…if it looks good on me and the price is right. These pieces are few and far between, though I happen to be wearing a loose, translucent white t-shirt from H&M right now.
Most men’s...
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Motivation...also, Qasimi
For the longest time, I’ve been enthralled with fashion. It was never the focus of my life or anything, but I would always watch Project Runway, and I would notice all of the most glamorous and cutting-edge dresses at the Oscars. I quickly noticed the same few looks in menswear, though. Project Runway rarely ever had a menswear challenge, and actors at the Oscars basically chose between a...